The Hanson Sisters

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's the greatest cook
And she's fat free

She's been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
She's got the perfect friends
Oh isn't she cool

She practices Tai Chi
She'd never lose her nerve
She's more than you deserve
She's just far better than me

I'm sure she doesn't know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don't you think so?
I'll be fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type...